How to stop big brother in my office - security help please

[LongFlatTail]

If your boss in managing 5 companies as you say, are you not jumping to conclusions about his activities? As an employee, anything you do at work on his computers is actually owned by him. He is responsible for all communication/data etc made by his employees. Most large computer networked companies monitor their employees computers and everyone knows not to use them for personal purposes. Something to think about...

He does however sound like a bit of a micro manager... he hee...

[MrMoo]

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[Flat Hunter]

We are currently we are working on a product to control email usage and implement policies. It is designed for risk management and make sure people don't make mistakes.

HK.Com I'm currently running a risk management assessment for a company. Where can I get more info on your product?

[hk.com]

We don't have any nice marketing material, no manuals finished. It is a complete email management service, archiving, anti-spam, a/v, stats. At least we are currently rolling it out in a few finance outfits; fund managers, ibanks etc.

PM me.

[hk.com]

Hong Kong, 1st April 2008,

HKdotCOM announces Mailfort Control (paranoid edition) an email usage policy engine.

Mailfort is a WEB2.0 version of their famous DOS based "Concentration Camp Manager v1991" which has been the industry standard for decades in Burmah and Cambodia. It permits your every control freak manager to implement policies and ensure that their staff email usage is as good as if they didn't actually have an email account.

Policies like "my sales team can only email AS Watson to order water" are ensuring that Mailfort revolutionises email usage within enterprises.

HKdotCOM is has a number of Banks, Insurance companies and headhunters already trialing their products. "We find that the managers of these organisations share the same mindset of the
correctional services managers in Burmah" confirmed Leizaola.

HKdotCOM is forecasting a major financial gains this year. "Mailfort is big business" affirmed Leizaola "in the past we have focused on protecting the rights and privacy of employees but we came to realize that there is far more money in being on the wrong side of the fence".

It's not all bad news for employees, Mailfort is also helping to bring staff and management closer. Due to its intelligent policy engine, any jokes, Youtube URLs, Flash animations, sexual encounters that staff might be sending or receiving are now cc'ed to their manager so they can all now have giggle together.


About HKdotCOM

HKdotCOM is an email services company that is mostly fuel drunken developers, ideas sketched on toilet paper and an ethos of having no respect for customers. "Hello, how may upset you?" is the companies motto.


(PS. Happy April fool's day).