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Octopus "Hand" gone mad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeakCantonese:
    Many times I have seen people struggle to reach the card reader for whatever reason. Sometimes it's lack of driving skill, sometimes elders...either way, it slows me down.
    The much better solution is to ban these two groups from driving past toll booths: “can’t reach it? SLAP, drivers license revoked”.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shri:
    Can you cut out or some how fold the first and last two fingers?
    that makes it an ideal nose mucus picker, and you can pick your partners nose on the MTR, those MTR journeys will never be the same
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  3. #23

    No more perverts on the MTR unless one is looking for a slapdown.


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    Quote Originally Posted by civil_servant:
    No more perverts on the MTR unless one is looking for a slapdown.
    Not sure, they could be used as a skirt lifting device

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by hullexile:
    Not sure, they could be used as a skirt lifting device
    And when she turns around, blame the guy behind her.

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    its all part of the master plan to make Hong Kong into IT hub


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    Quote Originally Posted by JAherbert:
    the BDSM crowd will go wild


    what is missing is a reader you attach on receivers body.... for a bit pay as you spank action..

    BEEP! BEEEP! BEEEEEEP!
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    BREAKING - North Korean spies broke into the underground Octopus research centre overnight and have leaked what many scientists believe is an image of a future version of the Octopus extender

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  9. #29

    I've already seen quite a few people using selfie sticks with the octopus card attached, including one Lambo driver who was close to the reader post but too low down to reach up to the actual reader.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Gravitas:
    I've already seen quite a few people using selfie sticks with the octopus card attached, including one Lambo driver who was close to the reader post but too low down to reach up to the actual reader.
    There are less embarrassing alternatives.

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