Just remove the small hard drives from the laptops, grab the phones, and put them in a cheap microwave oven that you never plug in.
Anyone here heard of the cloud?
LOL, Not sure the value of a protected smartphone (or data on the cloud) when a solar EMP fries all electronics... including satellites and networks.
Birthday presents are the time to give people what they want. No what they actually need! Although I do like the suggestion of the microwave oven....