Rather than wasting time making crap puns here you guys should go to this thread and help this guy out;
http://hongkong.geoexpat.com/forum/71/thread292342.html
He's looking for someone that can speak Dairy
Rather than wasting time making crap puns here you guys should go to this thread and help this guy out;
http://hongkong.geoexpat.com/forum/71/thread292342.html
He's looking for someone that can speak Dairy
can reach orgasmic state churn butter while exercising on your love seat
take a towel and a rubber glove/condom then fold the towel in half fold facing you.put the rubber glove/condom on the left side of the towel with about 1 to 2 inches of the opening hanging off the folded edge. roll up the towel with the glove/condom in the middle of the rolled up towel. fold the opening of the glove/condom over the outside of the towel. then secure the hole thing with rubberbands. put a few tea spoon scoops of semi melted gooey butter inside the condom for lubrication, you will have a nice tight vagina that you can put between couch cushions and hump the hell out of it
There is a technical workaround, when you keep the butter for about 30 Seconds squeezed under your armpit it has the perfectly right consistency. It helps also to bring the toast up again to at least body temperature. Specially in hot humid summers it helps also to bring humidity back to otherwise dry toasts. I wish all waiters would use that technique.