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    Rather than wasting time making crap puns here you guys should go to this thread and help this guy out;

    http://hongkong.geoexpat.com/forum/71/thread292342.html






    He's looking for someone that can speak Dairy


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    Quote Originally Posted by gunsnroses:
    wtb if you go postal with butter, not sure how far you'll reach...
    can reach orgasmic state churn butter while exercising on your love seat

    take a towel and a rubber glove/condom then fold the towel in half fold facing you.put the rubber glove/condom on the left side of the towel with about 1 to 2 inches of the opening hanging off the folded edge. roll up the towel with the glove/condom in the middle of the rolled up towel. fold the opening of the glove/condom over the outside of the towel. then secure the hole thing with rubberbands. put a few tea spoon scoops of semi melted gooey butter inside the condom for lubrication, you will have a nice tight vagina that you can put between couch cushions and hump the hell out of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtbhotia:
    I hate that as well, really makes me want to go postal
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    I can't believe it's not butter!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo:
    Oooooh I say! What's with "toasting" peppers though? And using plastic bags? Me is mucho confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bibbju:
    Oooooh I say! What's with "toasting" peppers though? And using plastic bags? Me is mucho confused.
    Toast bags, you can cook other stuff in the toaster nowadays
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    There is a technical workaround, when you keep the butter for about 30 Seconds squeezed under your armpit it has the perfectly right consistency. It helps also to bring the toast up again to at least body temperature. Specially in hot humid summers it helps also to bring humidity back to otherwise dry toasts. I wish all waiters would use that technique.


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    Quote Originally Posted by wtbhotia:
    can reach orgasmic state churn butter while exercising on your love seat
    A damb site cheaper than LKF.