Just back from Egypt, it's all safe!

[bibbju]

Continue describing looks.

You shut up.

[justjoe86]

You shut up.

I'm wondering how to interpret the leghump.

[bibbju]

I'm wondering how to interpret the leghump.

Safety measure to avoid being banned for you shut up lol

[Satay Sue]

Must depend on whereabouts though
Deadly new street battles break out in Tahrir Square in the heart of Cairo - Telegraph

[Dreadnought]

bibbju, I must apologise on behalf of, the site, for I see the resident pervert scum have crawled out of the woodwork once again to pester, the forum's young and hapless, like those far can Arab hawkers who prayed upon you and your friend in Cairo. Don't let this, dampen your experience, though. My advice, as usual, is, to ignore them.

I shall leave you, with this message, by our resident drunken racist pom, who will never give you up or let you down:

Your Friend,
Skyhook

[bibbju]

bibbju, I must apologise on behalf of, the site, for I see the resident pervert scum have crawled out of the woodwork once again to pester, the forum's young and hapless, like those far can Arab hawkers who prayed upon you and your friend in Cairo. Don't let this, dampen your experience, though. My advice, as usual, is, to ignore them.

I shall leave you, with this message, by our resident drunken racist pom, who will never give you up or let you down:

Your Friend,
Skyhook

Very gallant of you Dreadnought but sadly these days I'm less young and hapless and more evil devil bitch. My friend and I quickly shed our facade of English politeness and gave the Egyptians what for but it just annoyed the hell of us that we had to behave like we were touring a rowdy pub at kicking-out time in Limehouse rather than one of the world's most ancient civilisations.

Loving Mr. Astley.....I met him in a nightclub near Charnock Richard services once.....oh, the good old days.

[Stoob]

If you are going to manufacture a "pop star", why on earth make it a ginger?