Bread and butter pudding! Arrrrggguuummmm...
I think ant farms are cool, I had one as a kid until my dog knocked it over because he was trying to see what was inside the farm and thought that by licking it the ants would fall in love with him. Man that dog loved ants.
I know that my boss is a western person. I'm a western person, so I am good at identifying them.
"...and your wise men don't know how it fe-he-he-he-he-heheeeeeels...
To be thick, as a brick."