The only day you hate being single is on Valentine's Day

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  1. #21

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    GIRLS LOVE POEM

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who loves to listen long.
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    MAN'S LOVE POEM

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
    Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
    And loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
    Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigglewater:

    Once again, VALENTINE'S DAY IS A COMMERCIALIZED EXCUSE FOR COMPANIES TO MAKE BIG BUCKS ON LOVE STRUCK SUCKERS WHO EMPTY OUT THEIR WALLETS INTO THE COMPANY'S BANK ACCOUNTS!!
    why is it expected that guys have to do all that fancy pants stuff to impress their lovers? the flowers? candle-lit dinners? yada yada. how come girls arent expected to give flowers and pay? it's kinda unfair for the guys to have to shell out $$,$$$ to impress and satisfy those commercially created expectations, no? and i swear women compare. "oh so what did u do for vday?" "oh my husband bought me a diamond ring" "oh really my boyfriend took me out on a cruise on his private yacht" (i'm exaggerating)

    and what about secretary's day? every boss should appreciate their secretary EVERYDAY! geez!

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    God bless you Bea!


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    Quote Originally Posted by sylvesterjay:
    God bless you Bea!
    having said that i wouldnt mind some unexpected romantic surprises once in awhile. but price/cost is not a factor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beafan:
    having said that i wouldnt mind some unexpected romantic surprises once in awhile. but price/cost is not a factor.
    Hmmm o.k, evening cruise on the star ferry whilst sharing a soda do ya?

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    screw that. Take her a for a happy meal at McD's!


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    lol. is it a surprise?

    when u're in love, all that superficial stuff doesnt matter.

    tonight for dinner: vegemite on whole wheat toast. alone. haha


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    I thought you were giving that Vegemite away


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    Quote Originally Posted by sylvesterjay:
    screw that. Take her a for a happy meal at McD's!
    Thats was going to be afterwards! You've ruined the romantic suprise now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayinhongkong:
    I thought you were giving that Vegemite away
    yeah.. well i didnt get receive a PM about that. oh well. and i was trying so hard to give it away. it makes a great sandwich spread i heard. would you like to try??