Must be a guy?! AND over 30 with good sense of humor? Why are you so strict?
You think us non-male, young, unprofessional people have to stay silent? You think we'll never get to your age?
Well maybe thats the reason you you have to find people here to feed you apple sauce, and prevent you from putting the cat into the microwave. Some might find it ironic that you old/humorous/professional people get a lot less friends than us young/humorless/unprofessional people, because we are more tender, warm, juicy, and covered in mushroom gravy, and we like to stick cotton in our nostrils when we mow the carpet!!
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Ya, I couldn't help it.
And for those without a sense of humor, I'm joking.