Here is bookblogger playing the bad guy in a HK movie... in this case trying to buy land on Lantau with a suitcase full of cash, a common ploy for those dastardly gwailos:
I thought you were the little Chinese guy on the left.....
This is the only photo I have which does not contain my "friends" in the background sniggering. No belly and no willy shots (unfortunately for you - pervy SMTT):