I didn't do it on purpose! I certainly won't ever again.
Dollar amounts are all relative IMO. If you've got a million bucks, then 1,000 isn't that much, but to a guy that's got little to his name, a thousand might as well be a million. Suffice it to say it was more scratch than I could have dreamed to come up with in a day... save selling a vital body part or robbing a bank.
besides, all of the women in my life have me in a vice grip.