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Hong Kong needs a new, centrally located golf driving range!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilleshk:
    It seems that 99% of your comments are completely clueless
    Could you say that in Cantonese?
    Last edited by Fly Boy; 08-12-2012 at 09:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fly Boy:
    99% of people that play golf are members
    Yes........ very good!

    Most people with negative comments about golf have probably tried but couldn't hit the ball, a simple case of jealousy !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoob:
    Yes........ very good!

    Most people with negative comments about golf have probably tried but couldn't hit the ball, a simple case of jealousy !
    I've hit a hole in one... I'm a fully paid up member.

    And it wasn't crazy golf... the hole was over 100 yards.

    Although I must admit we were just young kids playing with old golf clubs with wooden shafts and we didn't know that golf was an exclusive passtime for titleist-heads.

    Nevertheless, a hole in one is a hole in one... fancy equipment not needed!
    Last edited by Fly Boy; 08-12-2012 at 09:48 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fly Boy:
    I've hit a hole in one... I'm a fully paid up member.

    And it wasn't crazy golf... the hole was over 100 yards.

    Although I must admit we were just young kids playing with old golf clubs with wooden shafts and we didn't know that golf was an exclusive passtime for titleist-heads.

    Nevertheless, a hole in one is a hole in one... fancy equipment not needed!

    Congrats on the hole in one, a feat that still eludes me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoob:
    Congrats on the hole in one, a feat that still eludes me.
    Thanks... it was a lucky hit... once in a lifetime... ruined my chances of winning the mark 6

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fly Boy:
    Could you say that in Cantonese?
    What? You thought your first little snippet wasn't good enough so you came up with this...

    Reminds of of George Costanza and the shrimp joke...

    George Costanza has a conflict with one of his coworkers at the New York Yankees named Reilly (Joel Polis). When Reilly notices George stuffing himself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting, he remarks: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp." Slow-witted George cannot think of a comeback until later, while driving to the tennis club to meet Jerry. His comeback is: "Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you". George becomes obsessed with recreating the encounter so that he can make use of his comeback.

    I must say you make a fabulous Costanza...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilleshk:
    What? You thought your first little snippet wasn't good enough so you came up with this...

    Reminds of of George Costanza and the shrimp joke...

    George Costanza has a conflict with one of his coworkers at the New York Yankees named Reilly (Joel Polis). When Reilly notices George stuffing himself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting, he remarks: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp." Slow-witted George cannot think of a comeback until later, while driving to the tennis club to meet Jerry. His comeback is: "Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you". George becomes obsessed with recreating the encounter so that he can make use of his comeback.

    I must say you make a fabulous Costanza...
    I changed it because I didn't want to become more like George
    Last edited by Fly Boy; 08-12-2012 at 11:20 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fly Boy:
    I changed it because I didn't want to become a 苦老女人
    Are you sure now or will you go and ask your mom if there's something better you can come up with? Quick, you can't edit your post after a certain time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilleshk:
    Are you sure now or will you go and ask your mom if there's something better you can come up with? Quick, you can't edit your post after a certain time...
    Need some help... got a real big one on the line here...

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    Indeed Georgie boy indeed...


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