Less than $100
More than $1000
Yes, classes are included in the membership.
I don't think anyone joins Seasons on their standard rates do they? When I went to look round they looked a bit embarrassed when I said I didn't work for a company on their corporate deal so would be considering full rates. The quality of the gym is just not good enough to justify their full rates - i think most of their members work in the surrounding buildings and are on corporate rates.
Reading these negative comments about the sales people at Physical has got me thinking of a plan. Gather as many people as possible to go into physical and pretend they want a gym membership. Then the aim of the game is to keep them 'selling' to you for as long as possible. Keep getting to the point where you need to hand over your credit card (Fill the forms in with fake names but don't get to the signature, try to pay by parknshop card and act confused when they don't accept it, etc.) whatever you want - but just never actually hand over any money. This would be good fun I think. I'm confident I could get 2 hours.
On a slightly related note, I also have the urge to invent a bike with a saddle which is very sticky (So once you sit on it there is no escape except removing your trousers) and can be remote controlled to send electric shocks into someone's bum, and play music saying something like "I'm a stupid little thief". I'd just leave it somewhere stealable, as bait, and watch from a hiding place.
Please, don't try this one.
Last edited by justjoe86; 06-09-2011 at 08:42 AM.
No, I got the bit about mass-invading the gym - but the electrocuting the bike thief was quite a tangent! You on that excess caffeine again??
It is but we were discussing gym memberships! I do agree though, thieves are among the lowest of the low...