"Dear Regina,
As a respected woman and member of the LegCo, I was wondering if you could help me. My husband keeps sneaking into my helper's room at night. Is this illegal? If not, can you please pass a law making it illegal? I would prefer you to take legal action against him, rather than dealing myself with the problems in my marriage, or firing the helper, or getting my own boyfriend on the side. This seems to me the most straightforward approach.
Kind regards,
An American/Australian/British citizen who does not vote in HK elections"