Not the Onion.
15 days with no local transmission - wtf - they really need to start easing up. What I see is complete flouting of most laws now because people are bored... so better to relax so that they might pay attention if they are needed again in the future!
There is a fair bit easing up happening this week, most outdoor places are reopening, outdoor tracks, libraries, museum, golf courses, sporting facilities at private clubs. By the end of this week, it'll be almost life as usual for me.
Libraries and sports facilities reopened?