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    Quote Originally Posted by freeier:
    but based on what is discussed at the other thread, some local hker are going to complain that the government should also provide them with the person to Fxxk with instead of just having half a day each week...
    seriously, does that person need a third person to hold their hand while fucking

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    Quote Originally Posted by angeluscomplex:
    The government will be mandating that the general pop. copulate to the national anthem soon enough.
    Why not, might make men last longer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aquaman:
    Why not, might make men last longer.
    Would the flag pole be raised?

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    In line with Govt's perpetual tradition of making contradicting policies, baby making agenda is postponed temporarily, night market is on higher priority to support economy, unless patriots are willing to support economy while making babies in night market..


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    Quote Originally Posted by aquaman:
    it would be awesome if the government gives everyone half a day off every week to fuck
    But prices at Victoria Hotel will go through the roof!

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    Now we know the real solution after all...

    Give toddlers priority over the elderly and disabled when entering the MTR.

    shri and AsianXpat0 like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ndt:
    In line with Govt's perpetual tradition of making contradicting policies, baby making agenda is postponed temporarily, night market is on higher priority to support economy, unless patriots are willing to support economy while making babies in night market..
    LKF's resident patriot, Mr Zeman will be offering free drinks ... and Fin Sec has been begging people to have a drink or two before going home. It is all a cunning plan... what could go wrong!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ndt:
    In line with Govt's perpetual tradition of making contradicting policies, baby making agenda is postponed temporarily, night market is on higher priority to support economy, unless patriots are willing to support economy while making babies in night market..
    I walked up Temple Street a couple of weeks back. It is barely alive. I’d say only 60 percent of stalls were open and some of those barely had anything on. One of the must dos for tourists is now, frankly, an embarrassment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aquaman:
    seriously, does that person need a third person to hold their hand while fucking
    u knew during those ancient times the rich guys (emperor ?) hire a person to push them from the back when they doing that....