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The following is supposedly a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in Far East Economic Review.
Room Service (RS) “Morny, RuinSorbees”
Guest (G) “Sorry, I thought I dialed Room Service”
RS “Rye, RuinSorbees… Morny! Djewish to order sunteen??”
G “Uh, yes, I`d like some bacon and eggs.”
RS “Ow July den?”
G “What?”
RS “Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch?”
G “Oh! the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry… scrambled, please”
RS “Ow July dee baychem… crease??”
G”Crisp will be fine”
RS “Hokay. An San tos?”
G “I don’t`t think so”
RS “No? Judo ne toes??
G “ I feel really bad about this, but I don`t know what “judo one toes”
means”
RS “Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singiish mopping we bother??
G “English Muffin! I`ve got it, You were saying Toast! Fine, yes, an English
Muffin will be fine”
RS “ We bother?”
G “No, just put the bother on the side”
RS “Whad?
G “ I mean Butter… just put it on the side”
RS “ Copy?”
G “ Sorry?”
RS “Copy… Tea… Mill?”
G “ Yes, Coffee, please, and that`s all”
RS “One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy
singlish mopping, we bother honey sigh and copy… rye??
G “ Whatever you say”
RS “Tendjewberrymud”
G “You`re welcome”