TO ALL THE WOMEN IN THE WORLD IN CELEBRATION OF WOMEN'S DAY!
On a serious note!
It's good to be a WOMAN coz:
WE smile when WE want to scream.
WE sing when WE want to cry.
WE cry when WE are happy and laugh when WE are nervous.
WE fight for what WE believe in.
WE stand up for injustice.
WE don't take "no" for an answer when WE believe there is a better solution.
WE go without new shoes so our children can have them.
WE go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
WE love unconditionally.
WE cry when our children excel and cheer when our friends get awards.
WE are happy when WE hear about a birth or a new marriage.
Our hearts break when a friend dies
WE have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet WE are strong when WE think there is no strength left.
WE know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
WE Women come in all SIZES, in all colors
WE'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much WE care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! WE Women do more than just give birth.
WE bring joy and hope.
WE give compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
WE Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
On a funnier note:
IT'S GOOD TO BE A WOMAN COZ:
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorders & excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway!
SO BE PROUD TO BE WOMAN!