Men and their cologne

[goodkarma]

Dear men,
I love you guys.

I enjoy being greeted by a kiss on both cheeks when you see me.

Only problem is, when you douse yourself with cologne, I can smell it all night and it is not really very nice. It can even burn a little. Would you consider putting on the back of your neck or on your chest instead?

Thanks for listening

[Lammarite]

....or on your chest instead?.......

Result!!!

[discobay]

In rebuttle some women must bathe in perfume going by how I can pick it up on my clothing just by being in the same room!

[Katanga]

Dear girls

Do us boys a favour.

Please don't empty that bottle of the expensive perfume all over yourself just before you leave the office.

Why ?

Because, when you get in the lift with the rest of us men, not only does the whole lift waft of the irritating perfume that even our farts cannot neutralise but worse, when we get home our other halves think we have been cheating on them !

Girls, I am sure you understand.

Ohhh and we love you even more.

[goodkarma]

Yes, I hate that too. Especially the really potent stuff that lasts for days it seems.