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    He's coming....

    Did anybody notice the two quarter page ads in the city section of today's scmp (pages 2 and 4)?

    Apparently, crackpot morman, polygamist and paedophile Warren Jeffs had a revelation while in prison from no other than Mr Jesus Christ himself.

    Looks like Jesus told Jeffs that he (Jesus) is on his way and we all better repent and be prepared (Amen).

    Jeffs and his people felt the need to take an ad in a HK newspaper to spread the word.

    A very strange ad and more proof perhaps that the scmp would take anybody's money, even the representatives of a convicted child abuser.


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    For any of you worried about your pets after the Rapture, for the low low price of $5000 each, I will look after them for you when you're gone.

    ** All sales final, no refunds


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    And I'll look after your houses* and luxury cars for FREE! Sign them over NOW to avoid the rush!





    * We are only accepted those with stunning sea views and beautifully appointed gardens/swimming pools at this time.

    Last edited by Claire ex-ax; 10-02-2012 at 02:30 PM.

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    And i'll look after your wives and girlfriends.



    * Only those with stunning looks and beautifully appointed assets.


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    Maybe the end is really coming!

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    he looks a bit like steve carrell out of the office..


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    What a load of fuggin bollocks!

    That is my informed and educated view on this tosser.

    Guys like him and that nutcase politician in usa, santorum, make me vomit.

    Last edited by Cwbguy; 10-02-2012 at 04:03 PM.
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    Google Santorum and find out what he really means.


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    Quote Originally Posted by goldenhair:
    Google Santorum and find out what he really means.
    and why he is so pissed off with it!

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    Relax, Hong Kong isn't the deep south of the US.


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