This is perhaps an obscure question but our CNY dinner will be held soon and I have been asked to take over MC duties for part of the evening.
I am being encouraged to include some entertainment with a Scottish/Chinese theme but having trouble thinking of anything suitable...
Initial ideas were a Burns Poem read in Putonghua - I doubt it would be understood never mind found entertaining.
Anyone have any ideas?
Please forget anything involving singing/dancing, that will not happen
Any help is most appreciated