You think you're turning native when...

[dumbdonkey]

Hong Kong people's teeth are not as bad as the British people

[d-28]

How about their eyesight?

[closedcasket]

No, it's not -- different stalls are occupied and in the morning many stalls are occupied long-term! But this phenomenon happens all times of the day. Ironically, now that I think of it, the "favorite" pooing stall (the one furthest to the back, next to the wall) DID go out of order for a few weeks. Guess it got clogged up.

I never use the stall furthest back against wall because I figure that stall gets the most "action"....I always choose the second stall from the end thinking it probaly gets a bit less use and might be a bit cleaner.

[anothercanuck]

You used to say Bye
then started saying B' bye
but have now moved onto a fully fledged B' baaii

...while facing each other 2 feet apart and waving frantically, until the other party stops waving first...this may take several minutes.

[mrdollars]

You go for a romantic meal with your other half... You share a single main meal (in the middle of the table) whilst playing with your latest (must have) smartphone and manage to finish the entire thing without looking up or talking to each other once.

[dermotp]

When stuck in minor traffic jam, depress horn. Continue to depress horn for 5 minutes, car in front ignores this so as not to loose face and depresses horn for same amount of time.

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[closedcasket]

90% of your cars value is in the accessories..... think souped up Honda Civic with a spoiler, gaudy paint job and flashy rims...

[dermotp]

90% of your cars value is in the accessories..... think souped up Honda Civic with a spoiler, gaudy paint job and flashy rims...

Or 90% of your value is in your car with all the crappy accessories including daft personalised number plate of course.

I saw a Discovery 3 this morning with a snorkel attached, a SNORKEL in HK, FFS.

Also, alloys on a Hiace van, enough said.

[closedcasket]

Or 90% of your value is in your car with all the crappy accessories including daft personalised number plate of course.

I saw a Discovery 3 this morning with a snorkel attached, a SNORKEL in HK, FFS.

Also, alloys on a Hiace van, enough said.

Where I live in the NT, I routinely see the LandRover group parade (a group of about 10 landrover owners with crazy, souped up landrovers)

They have jerry cans, skid plates, snorkels, roof racks, tow accessories and winches, nudge bars and light bars...

They look like they are heading out for an African Safari....but in reality they are only heading down the road for to a dai pai dong to show off their rides..

[mrdollars]

You want to get into cycling<insert alternate hobby here>, so you buy every single piece of equipment, accessories, stickers and clothing possible. EVERYTHING.