You think you're turning native when...

[Yi-Long]

When you stop yelling and crying out like a fucking maniac, everytime a gecko races along your wall to give you a heart attack.

[HKma]

when you no longer even consider sitting on a toilet seat, because you know it's going to be sprayed with piss
when you go out of your way to buy congee for breakfast
when you go back to the UK and realise that the Chinese takeaway you have been pining for tastes like shit

[d-28]

When you make toffy nosed statements about how fantabulous all your money makes Hong Kong for YOU

[d-28]

When you push your dog around in a pram and wipe its ass when it shits

[croash]

when I start to consider ordering stir-fried lettuce as a side dish

[forgetmenot]

when you keep posting black rain status on FB.

[dumbdonkey]

I am going to have a bonfire on the sidewalk at the front of my apartment for the ghost festival.

[chris_yang22]

I am going to have a bonfire on the sidewalk at the front of my apartment for the ghost festival.

Or right in the middle of the stairwell every other week?

[closedcasket]

When you holding a passport of western countries and claimed yourself is Chinese and love China(CCP?)

you hold three different passports...yet stomp up and down at the thought of any immigrants getting residency in Hong Kong...

[INXS]

You live in a place where it rains grease...cover all floor areas with with large shiny, smooth tiles...

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