You think you're turning native when...

[HKITperson]

i never have 3 passport , no defamation please

When you have no frigging sense of humour and does not understand irony and or sarcasm

[HKITperson]

i never have 3 passport , no defamation please

Do you understand Ionee?

[INXS]

50 cents, defamation is totally different from joking or irony

You got that 50 cents?

You got the difference between defamation and irony?

........................this is why I love garyck (you couldn't make it up!)

[INXS]

He admitted himself

You just reminded me of Sherri and Terri, the twins from The Simpsons.....and here's why:

[At school, the other kids tease Lisa about her vegetarianism]
Sherri and Terri: "Look, it's Mrs. Potato Head! She has a head made out of lettuce!"
Ralph: "I can't believe I used to go out with you."
Janey: "Are you going to marry a carrot, Lisa?"
Lisa: [sarcastically] "Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot."
Sherri and Terri: "Ooh! She admitted it. She's going to marry a carrot!"

[HKITperson]

He admitted himself

Yes snd I am also the pope.

[Natfixit]

when you no longer even consider sitting on a toilet seat, because you know it's going to be sprayed with piss

when you go back to the UK and realise that the Chinese takeaway you have been pining for tastes like shit

I'm in the UK at the moment, and just thinking about the above walking past Chinese Restos and takeaways that the food would be nothing like the REAL Chinese food. ( too busy getting my traditional British pub tucker fix! )

It's also nice not to be so paranoid about having to check that the loo seat is clean and dry!!!!!

[HKITperson]

no idea on what you talking about

Classic. Precisely!

[dumbdonkey]

I tell everyone I meet 'you are fat' and always ask if you have had eaten immediately after lunch.

[Azuremain]

You think you're turning native when...

... you can't walk from A to B without suddenly stopping with apparently no good reason, rush past somebody and once you're in front of him/her slow down so he/she has to bump into you or must get past you or slow down as well, obstructing an escalator or elevator by standing right in front of it although there is plenty of other space to stand, use an umbrella just to cross the street although there's only a drizzle or less.

[Dreadnought]

Yes snd I am also the pope.

Wait a minute, that must mean you're recently retired. Why aren't you spending the rest of your days in Pattaya like you always dreamed of?