You think you're turning native when...

[usehername]

I heard hairy moles were lucky and long pinky nails were for efficient nose picking.

[mrdollars]

You tell co-workers they look fat in a crowded lift to cause maximum impact.

[bibbju]

...You are incapable of picking up your feet when you walk.


*Drives me nuts. Nearly shouted "pick your bloody feet up!" today at one of the staff in M&S as she loudly shuffled her way past me. Is it too much like hard work to lift your feet those extra few millimetres?*

[closedcasket]

Your SMS messages contain more emoticons than letters

[dumbdonkey]

I had congee for breakfast in this 34 degree heat.

[HKITperson]

Carrying non uv umbrellas in this sodding heat

[Nate River]

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[closedcasket]

you wait for the sun to go behind the building before you go to the swimming pool...

[elle]

You wear every single fashion trend together in one outfit...

You think the food in Cafe de Coral is western food...

You think nobody notes that your carefully arranged hairstyle is a combover...

You think it's perfectly normal to constantly speak at 100 decibel (insert location) but complain when mainlanders speak loudly in public...

[jayinhongkong]

McDonalds is a crucial part of your diet.