You think you're turning native when...

[chris_yang22]

McDonalds is a crucial part of your diet.

Or you eat and sleep there.

[Fly Boy]

You think "Aiyah! there are so many expats here now.Where are all the noodle shops?"

[mrdollars]

You use newspaper to shield yourself from the rain.

[HKITperson]

You think Steak Experts offer premium steaks
You put out newspapers on seats to mark out your territory

[jayinhongkong]

You think "Aiyah! there are so many expats here now.Where are all the noodle shops?"

I hope that never happens. I'm a die hard supporter of HK noodle shops!

[jayinhongkong]

You dress like an attractive Japanese woman...and you're a guy in your 20s

[HKITperson]

You think canto pop is actually music!!
You bring silly balloons and placards to a concert with no inkling of what you are listening to and can't hear anyway due to the screaming of the fans at the artist's name behind you
Your appreciation of art is some pseudo model flashing a bit of panty

[virago]

... When you think a two - tone and layered hairstyle from the late 80's is in style.

Sent from somewhere....

[Fly Boy]

You hang around on expat websites and use every opportunity you can to take the piss out of the locals...

and you still sport the original two-toned layered hairstyle that you had when you first arrived in HK

[mrdollars]

You hang around on expat websites and try lamely to take the piss out of expats whilst drinking coke zero.