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  1. #61

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    if this is the cauesway bay ikea, there is a door that leads to the up elevator without going all the way around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunsnroses:
    I am at a bigger disadvantage there, I am brown..
    OMG! Were you on that video Gary showed us? You should be ashamed of yourself enjoying yourself at the HK taxpayers and causing all this social unrest

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    anyone feel like a pizza with smoked salmon and sweet corn with thousand island dressing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dumbdonkey:
    anyone feel like a pizza with smoked salmon and sweet corn with thousand island dressing?
    anyone feel like a pizza with smoked salmon fish and sweet corn with thousand island dressing?

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    When you quite like whiskey with green tea, and you can play that 15/20 drinking game. In canto. And win

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    You're seriously, severely local when you read through this thread and think, "Huh? Doesn't everyone do it that way??"

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    When u start wearing your hat little higher on your head and think its cool.

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    - When you go to 'yum cha' and it doesn't make you shit through a straw half an hour later
    - When you call talentless local singers or actors 'artists'
    - When you buy 14 packets of jumbo toilet paper and 65 boxes of tissues every three days
    - When you leave your shopping trolley wherever you damn well like
    - When you think the room is stuffy if a window is not open...in the middle of winter
    - When you think it's normal to have to get a doctor's note when you take a day off
    - When you list hiking and badminton as your hobbies but never go hiking and don't own a badminton racket
    - When you routinely ignore armless, legless or burn victim beggars on the ground
    - When you wear a tracksuit that says 'just do it' but haven't run since you were 12
    - When you enjoy having 'gatherings' with friends
    - When you stare like a vulture into other people's shopping trolleys
    - When you cock your leg and fart in the presence of women mid conversation and just keep on chatting...and neither you or her bat an eyelid
    - When you eat Cafe de Coral every morning and manage to even slurp on the bun
    - When you describe food that you don't like as being 'not delicious'

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    Drool....

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    The money shot


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