You think you're turning native when...

[INXS]

Drool....

[d-28]

The money shot

[Elegiaque]

When you pee on a toilet seat...

[East_coast]

When you find yourself sitting on the outside seat on a bus

[East_coast]

When you used to find people poking fun at local idiosyncrasies mildly amusing but now find it mildly offensive

[TheBrit]

You know where the airport is east coast

[Dreadnought]

Beat this:

You're at a restaurant and the waiter's standing by to take your order, but you are more interested in what the folks at the next table are having, pointing at each dish, debating aloud about whether or not to order it because you think it looks kinda nice (waiter chiming in now and then).

Guilty as charged, but hey, when in Rome, yeah?

[usehername]

When you take bones out of your mouth with your chopsticks and put them on the table cloth.

When you've eaten wonton noodles at tsui wah at 5am.

[d-28]

When you gnaw on bones to the bone and crack it open for the marrow

[dumbdonkey]

Balancing in the mtr with both hands on the phone