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  1. #71

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    When you pee on a toilet seat...

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  2. #72

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    When you find yourself sitting on the outside seat on a bus


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    When you used to find people poking fun at local idiosyncrasies mildly amusing but now find it mildly offensive

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  4. #74

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    Beat this:

    You're at a restaurant and the waiter's standing by to take your order, but you are more interested in what the folks at the next table are having, pointing at each dish, debating aloud about whether or not to order it because you think it looks kinda nice (waiter chiming in now and then).

    Guilty as charged, but hey, when in Rome, yeah?


  5. #75

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    When you take bones out of your mouth with your chopsticks and put them on the table cloth.

    When you've eaten wonton noodles at tsui wah at 5am.

    Last edited by usehername; 16-05-2013 at 10:00 PM.

  6. #76

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    When you gnaw on bones to the bone and crack it open for the marrow


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    Balancing in the mtr with both hands on the phone

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  8. #78

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    That makes me laugh! I am a native....or not!


  9. #79

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    - When they increase the bus fare with 30 HK cents, and you go: "WHA!?!? KAM KWAI AH!?!?!?"

    - When you see some people neatly in a row waiting for the train, and just decide; "F*ck it, I'll just cut in line so I can be the first one in!!!"

    - When those train doors open, you're standing RIGHT! IN! FRONT! OF! THEM! AND! YOU! ARE! GONNA! KEEP! STANDING! THERE! RIGHT! IN! THE! F*CKING! MIDDLE! NO! MATTER! THE! TSUNAMI! OF! PASSENGERS! WHO! NEED! TO! GET! OUT! THROUGH! THOSE! DOORS!

    You're an immovable ROCK and nothing is going to move you from YOUR spot, and for years to come, legends will be told of you and how you stood your ground and managed to get on that train!!! You're a LEGEND!

    - You have 848 sachets of ketchup in your fridge, from McDonald's. IT'S FREE!!!

    - "Sure, I love a little coffee in my milk!!!"

    - Haven't seen somebody for 3 months!? They're invisible from now on, whenever you accidentally see them somewhere! Ignoring someone's existance sure is a lot less uncomfortable than having to say: "Hey, long time no see, how have you been!?!?"

    - You have a nice comfortable seat on the bus or train!? Poor weak old lady enters!? Gawd, you're suddenly soooooooooo tired, let's close those eyes and take a nap!!! QUICK!!!

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    Haha, classic comments here.

    I feel a youtube video somewhere.

    Sent from somewhere....


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