You think you're turning native when...

[East_coast]

You think you're turning native when...

[bsh]

Find yourself repeating 'Take a rest' and 'eat' pills when sick.

[dumbdonkey]

hit door close in the elevator before i am in the elevator myself.

[wtbhotia]

You use La on the end of sentences

[jayinhongkong]

You walk your songbird to the park in your PJs.

You stare at people, laugh, and use racial slurs.

You eat weak soup with macaroni, ham and peas for breakfast.

You spit bones into your tray.

You avoid sitting with 'brown' people.

You find yourself agreeing with garycyk.

You only drink Blue Girl because you want props from 'other' local guys.

You do your best work at McDonalds.

You burp loudly in public and think nothing of it.

[virago]

When you are naked.

Sent from somewhere....

[HK2A430]

You start calling everybody Derek...

[usehername]

You stop holding doors open for people.

You raise your arm in restaurants to get the waiters attention.

[MovingIn07]

You stop caring how noisy the restaurant is, or that it has no table cloths, or that you had to queue to get a seat

[Dreadnought]

...You stare at people, laugh, and use racial slurs.

You eat weak soup with macaroni, ham and peas for breakfast.

You spit bones into your tray.

You avoid sitting with 'brown' people.

You find yourself agreeing with garycyk.

You only drink Blue Girl because you want props from 'other' local guys.

You do your best work at McDonalds...

Holy [email protected] am so screwed...