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    Hope for you all

    For all those overweight expats in Hong Kong, there is hope for you all if you are looking for a partner:

    World's heaviest man marries in Mexico - 29 Oct 2008 - NZ Herald: Life & Style News and Reviews from New Zealand and around the World


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    Quote Originally Posted by hullexile:
    For all those overweight expats in Hong Kong, there is hope for you all if you are looking for a partner:

    World's heaviest man marries in Mexico - 29 Oct 2008 - NZ Herald: Life & Style News and Reviews from New Zealand and around the World
    "I have a wife and will form a new family and live a happy life," Uribe told hordes of reporters earlier as they followed him through the streets of Monterrey.

    Happy it may be...long it won't...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hullexile:
    For all those overweight expats in Hong Kong, there is hope for you all if you are looking for a partner:

    World's heaviest man marries in Mexico - 29 Oct 2008 - NZ Herald: Life & Style News and Reviews from New Zealand and around the World
    560 kilogrammes! Aye carumba. That's 6.5 limepickles, and I'm not small!

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    "I have a wife and will form a new family ..."

    Is that logistically possible... ?


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    It's the forming a new family bit that worries me. Just the sheer logistics of it are mind boggling.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Claire ex-ax:
    "I have a wife and will form a new family ..."

    Is that logistically possible... ?
    We obviously think along the same lines Claire

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    Quote Originally Posted by limepickle:
    560 kilogrammes! Aye carumba. That's 6.5 limepickles, and I'm not small!
    Ah but to be fair he has lost about 3 limepickles in weight

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    Quote Originally Posted by hullexile:
    It's the forming a new family bit that worries me. Just the sheer logistics of it are mind boggling.
    Claudia: Mmmmmmgmmmmm mmmmgggg nnhhhhgggg
    Manuel: Ok, ok, you can go on top

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    Quote Originally Posted by hullexile:
    It's the forming a new family bit that worries me. Just the sheer logistics of it are mind boggling.
    I remember Billy Connolly doing a sketch in his stand ups about obese people having sex, was absolutely hillarious...may have a hunt on youtube to see if i can find it...

    found it

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBxe1HYPn0k"]YouTube - Billy Connolly[/ame]

    note: i dont have speakers in the office so am trusting the description that this is the right clip!
    Last edited by DanielandHayley; 31-10-2008 at 05:07 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claire ex-ax:
    "I have a wife and will form a new family ..."

    Is that logistically possible... ?
    You should be able to carve about 10 children from his ribs. Might be only daughters...

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