Hey for a sackful of filthy lucre I can be whatever you want me to be!
And how exactly do you think the P&H will benefit from coins that no one really wants.
I can certainly coerce a minion to pop over and lighten your load, just say the word
As the time to be loony approaches think of all the little tykes who were deprived of their chrisse pressies as dear old dad had frittered away the family fortune.
Think of how their eyes will light up as they open their laisee and out pops a shiny zloty or perhaps a shekel?
Just think!