tsk tsk two hours almost and no one has pointed out to ol Jay that I be no mere baldy but a magnificent specimen of a skin head, though exactly why I would need to employ a wiper to clean noses escapes me unless it was a jibe at the size of the caucasian schnozzle.
And as for your melliflous ancestry surely you should take up the question with the turnip.
But I must protest, no the the central to lower albert rd type, but a more decorus protest at a girlie bar of your choice where I will demonstrate that a French maid's costume comes equipped with strategically placed velcro straps and therfore does not require zippers
PRAT!