Friday Fun Stuff

  1. #1

    Join Date
    Apr 2003

    Friday Fun Stuff

    Migration of Golfers -- This weeks winner.
    (Video, and yes it is safe for the office.)

    TEXT of the WEEK
    "Advice To Dumb Criminals"
    (based on what other dumb criminals have done)

    If you plan to commit a crime and run from the police on foot... *Do* pick a more subtle color to wear than bright yellow pants.

    *Don't* invite a uniformed police officer into your home to chat about a crime you witnessed if you have dope on the table in plain view.

    When you go on a burglary spree *Do* ensure you have enough gas in your vehicle to drive away from your crime scene.

    "But I know the people who live here" is *Not* a valid justification for burglarizing a neighbors house when they are out of town.

    When an officer is demonstrating a field sobriety test *Don't* say, "Well, I can't do that sober!" on camera, and then plead not guilty.

    If you are going to steal a car *Do* pick one that will blend in traffic better than a pearl white six door limo.

    *Don't* answer a question with the phrase, "Who me?"
    when you and the officer are the only people in a ten mile radius.

    *Don't* repeat the question that the officer just asked.
    It's considered a stall technique and it gives away the fact you are getting ready to lie through your teeth.

    *Don't* say, "I ain't got no dope. Why you wanna search my car?" before the officer even introduces himself/ herself on the traffic stop.

    *Do* pick an alias you can spell before you lie to the police about your name.

    *Do* ensure the birthday you give matches the age you give when lying about your birthday.

    When you attempt to drop your dope on the ground when approached by an officer, *Don't* bounce said dope off the toe of the officer's boot.

    *Do* come up with something better to say than, "These aren't my pants" when the officer finds dope or any other contraband in your pocket.

    If you are going to jump into a stranger's fenced back yard *Do* make sure a police K-9 vehicle is not parked in the driveway.

    *Don't* ask an off duty plain clothes officer in his privately owned vehicle for a ride away from your crime scene.

  2. #2

    Join Date
    Apr 2003

    One of the best flash games found this week...