Ha Ha Ha, big man behind a computer hey :-)
Feel free to post publicly the full tirade that you sent me in PM - I'm sure your audience would be most impressed by your wit and erudition.
That's why it was a PM? If I wanted to post it here I would have done and many people would have agreed, stop trying to be clever, it doesn't cut with me :-) Go read it again
Born out of wedlock should not matter .. Both the wife and child are your dependants, assuming your name is on the child's birth cert.