To Sage: Thank you !
It would be foolish to provide any documentation to the landlord.
The OP first posted on 05 May, and today is 10May... already five days gone. Sadly the OP comes across as a naive ... and sadly a lot of folks here have been giving him / her false hope.
To OP: Your deposit is gone. The sooner you move the better; i.e. before the bailiff is called.
Yes, the is such a thing as a bailiff that management company /agent/ landlord can call upon when fire regulations are at stake. Whoever tells you that the landlord cannot kick you out... has not yet dealt with fire regulations.
Suggest to the OP: Spend the remaining 4 days and your time and effort on finding another place to live. Forget about trying to stay in your current place. You would be wasting your precious time in convincing the landlord.
Why i am so sure? It would have taken complaints by neighbours to push the management company to hunt down the landlord.
Since you mention "agent"; most likely it took a land registry search (which costs money now) and much hunting to find the absentee landlord. Angry neighbours have lodged complaints with BOTH the Fire Department , Buildings Department. Management companies are by nature rater lazy buggers. It is when both these government departments come to the building and conduct inspections, and put their licenses at stake, then only they will take action.
The building has already failed some inspection (by the Fire Dept) and the Incorporated Owners have their butt on the line, therefore the Management finally took action to hunt down that absentee landlord. Absentee landlord was forced to appoint agent to deal with mess.
OP, here is too much water under the bridge. Do not waste your time anymore to try and stay.
The landlord has a file opened by both Fire and Buildings Departments ; therefore he has to get rid of this tenant, as the neighbours (other owners of the same building) has firmly escalated it.
OP, please take this as a lesson learnt to :
1) read your documents before you sign, and do not rush into things (you got swindled in your lease)
2) think about others also

Originally Posted by Sage:
This type of documentation will build a stronger case against the tennant, foolish to provide it.
And it would definitely make a difference if it ever ends up in small claims (or any other court) re removal of the table costs (or any other costs the LL-side suddenly claims later on).