Whoa! You've obviously spent far more "quality time" at Dublin Jacks than any of us have.

Schnubarrts has a bar which has three sections... "the uncomfortable entrance or exsqueeze me section" and "the uncomfortable middle bit or the exsqueeze me once again section" and finally the bit towards the end called the "damnit I'm tired of being ex-squeezed, gimme an erdinger" section.

Guess where I'm going in a bit to plot the downfall of yet another HK dot-bomb-to-be site.