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    Yes Ace and HKf thanks to you our illustrious administrator has been moved to close the El Loco thread
    I have not been near any of the various dens of inequity alluded to as yours truly has been incommunicado these past few days and even had to forgo the pleasures of the Railway Tavern which he was looking forward to. But no matter the the ides of October beckon


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    [U]An opening ode[U]

    The horse and mule live twenty years

    Never tasting wines or beers

    The sheep and goat at seven die

    Without the aid of scotch or rye

    The cow drinks water by the ton

    And at eighteen is mostly done

    The dog at fifteen cashes in

    Without the aid of rum or gin

    The cat in milk and water floats

    And at twelve short years she ups and croaks

    The silver modest bone dry hen

    Lays eggs for kicks and dies at ten

    All animals are strictly dry

    They sinless live and swiftly die

    But sinful, gin-full, rum-soaked man

    Survives for three score years and ten

    Some of us though mighty few

    Stay pickled till we're ninety-two