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    I was thinking about investing in socks, I need to find an online sock broker.

    Some people are saying the market in socks is hot now and others say there is a bubble in socks, any ideas?

    Can anyone recommend which type of socks to buy? I want a 50% return in 2 months and I am using my life savings.


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    Sorry - life savings can only be used for high-leverage investments.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fth:
    I was thinking about investing in socks, I need to find an online sock broker.

    Some people are saying the market in socks is hot now and others say there is a bubble in socks, any ideas?

    Can anyone recommend which type of socks to buy? I want a 50% return in 2 months and I am using my life savings.
    Go long on stockings and short the ankle socks.

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    Oh put a sock in it I'm tired of all your jokes!


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    Quote Originally Posted by fth:
    I was thinking about investing in socks, I need to find an online sock broker.

    Some people are saying the market in socks is hot now and others say there is a bubble in socks, any ideas?

    Can anyone recommend which type of socks to buy? I want a 50% return in 2 months and I am using my life savings.
    The Hong Kong sock market is going to collapse, everyone knows that except idiots like you. There is a new mutation of foot flu spreading which means no one will wear socks for a while. You watch there will be a 90% off sale in M&S within the year then I will invest my millions.

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    This site is getting as shallow, sarcastic and clique as HKExpat ;-P


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    I heard it's better to rent your socks as the price to buy socks is too high now and will crash later next year.


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    As the resident religious nutter on this site I would just like to take the moral high ground and point out that the Bible clearly states that socks outside of marriage is wrong and the Vatican holds a strong position that foot fetishists should practice natural birth control and not be putting condoms on their partner's feet.


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    I'm in Singapore today and I forgot my socks. I have to go out and buy some. How much should I pay? Does anyone know where to buy socks in Singapore? Sports socks ideally. With stripes.


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    I'm so disappointed. I came here looking for help and support. But you have all seemed to treat my thread as one massive joke


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