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    Fenix : You'll appreciate the college humor video in the above post.


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    Let's dialogue and strategize our new paradigm.

    Playing buzzword bingo is an entertaining way to make it through an intensely boring meeting.


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    Let's dialogue and strategize our new paradigm.

    Playing buzzword bingo is an entertaining way to make it through an intensely boring meeting.


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    "deep-dive" (investigate further)
    "client-onboarding"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Satay Sue:
    "client-onboarding"
    you don't work for JP Morgan do you?

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    Ha ha ha ha.....no but somewhere similar and the experience still haunts me....



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    Keep the good stuff coming guys, I'll use this thread next time I need a business plan or other document for the immigration department ;-)


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    Let's square the circle and my favourite of all - generating Alpha


    Coming to a bar near you VERY soon


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    When the USA had trouble finding WMD and after getting in deeper and deeper in a not winnable costly war Donald Rumsfeld had some great gems.

    The unknown unknowns, known knowns, known unknowns.


    "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."


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    >> The unknown unknowns, known knowns, known unknowns.

    I digress, but this is a classic computer science problem.

    How does your database know:

    - Unknown Unknown: It does not know if it (the database) has the information you're looking for or not.
    - Known Knowns: It knows it has the info you're looking for
    - Known Unknowns: It knows it does not have the information you're looking for...

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