You know like when you call the NOW TV man in only to find the fault is down to your 3 year old changing the batteries round....
Anyway my latest one....
Usually take my nighttime meds as I go to bed then have a great sleep. This time I was in the house on my own and having taking the meds changed my mind and thought I would watch the footy on TV. Stepped outside for a quick cig (yes still haven't given up completely) when bang, I fall asleep. Neighbours come rushing, call my wife, who turns up in minutes with friends. Carry me into the car, drive me to the Emergency Room at the hospitial. Doctor takes a look and says "Mrs, your husband is not dying he is just asleep. With the meds he is on you won't wake him up till the morning so take him home and dump him in bed".
Anyone else want to admit to looking like a total plonker in front of experts?