some final gaffes. It's Friday and the Sun is out
Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.
Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.'
Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'
Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts'
Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing: 'Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now.'