Normally I go off on a rant if people stereotype, but found this one funny and clever. Its from a book called Bangkok Tattoo by John Burdett (sp?). Apologies to the author, writing from memory.
A Thai wg has three suitors and is having trouble choosing between them. She is beautiful but has a small scar on her face.
Her line: "How can you love me when I am so disfigured?"
Englishman: "My darling, it just makes me love you even more" (can hear myself coming out with that one)
American: "I'll pay for someone back home to fix it"
Chinese man: "I want a 10% discount"
She marries the Chinese man as he will make his fortune quicker and they live happily after in Shanghai.
Waiting for the red dots.....