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  1. #11

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    Mid-life Crisis

    When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,

    "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
    sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
    every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.

    "Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but
    I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not
    holding up your side of things."

    My wife is a very reasonable woman.



    She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would
    make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
    driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch
    black and white TV."


  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by gunsnroses:
    A wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds.
    She was expecting something like a Ferrari............
    But unfortunately, for her husband, he gifted her a personal weighing machine.
    I've got another version for this story.

    Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
    anniversary. His wife was really angry.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to
    find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in
    less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

    The next morning
    Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she
    looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
    the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe
    and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the
    house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

  3. #13

    ** I've just bought some of that new 'Sarcastic Washing Powder'

    ---It takes the piss out of my underpants ..



    I'm here all week


  4. #14

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGUe3kil5YY"]YouTube - Stupid - Funny Compilation[/ame]

    Last edited by saphireruby; 31-07-2008 at 12:22 AM.

  5. #15

    Wife says to husband:
    I went to the doctor today for a check up and he said I had the breasts of a 25 year old!
    Husband: Oh yeah, and what did he say about your 47 year old fat arse?
    Wife: Well actually he didn't mention you at all dear!


  6. #16

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeggieMooncake:
    Wife says to husband:
    I went to the doctor today for a check up and he said I had the breasts of a 25 year old!
    Husband: Oh yeah, and what did he say about your 47 year old fat arse?
    Wife: Well actually he didn't mention you at all dear!

    love it!