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    women are teachable

    Who would have thought?
    Don't take my word for it

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    it's hard to believe that there was such a sexist stuff in existence in this world before


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    Quote Originally Posted by kombuchakid:
    Who would have thought?
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    Good to know! I've always thought women are capable for great things and are definitely able to be taught.

    I'd like to show it to my gf, but we don't have internet in the kitchen. shame

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    >> it's hard to believe that there was such a sexist stuff in existence in
    >> this world before

    Well, if you think about it, other than the headline .. the rest is basic employee management 101.


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    reminds me of the old Fast Show (not sure if ever screened outside the UK...) sketches 'women, know your limits'...very funny


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    Love the second page:
    "Finally - Call on a trained woman counselor in your Personnel Department..... To interpret women's attitudes and actions"

    Priceless.


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    This thread was posted over two weeks ago. My response is late because it was necessary to find a man to read the booklet to me and explain the points.


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    >> it was necessary to find a man to read the booklet to me and explain
    >> the points

    Well, atleast you found one and it got sorted out in the end.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Claire ex-ax:
    This thread was posted over two weeks ago. My response is late because it was necessary to find a man to read the booklet to me and explain the points.

    Lol. She thinks she understands

    But don't forget to start cooking dinner for your man. It's already 10:30 !


    On a side note, I'd like to remind all men reading these posts that it is not ok to hit your woman. If you have to hit her more then once, it doesn't mean she is unwilling. She just doesn't understand. Be patient. Explain. Take your time. As this thread clearly explains, woman can be taugh!

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    I don't know if I like the tone that this thread are taking.

    Anyway
    More instructions-difficult to say for whom.

    Make it a date to remember



    While asking your date to dine out with you, make sure of his/her choice of food i.e. veg/ non-veg. Also ask if he/she prefers any particular cuisine.

    Make the reservation in advance to avoid the embarrassment of waiting.

    Being punctual is important. This shows you are organised and responsible. If you are running late, have the courtesy to call him/her.

    Not showing up for a date is immature and unacceptable behaviour. If something comes up that prevents you from making the date, call him/her and cancel.

    When you arrive, make sure you are well groomed. Even if it doesn't call for a black tie, make the effort to dress up. This is the stage to make a lasting impression.

    When you first see your date, compliment him/her. Say, "It is really nice to see you again." "You look wonderful tonight."

    A little chivalry is always appreciated. Escort the lady and pull out her chair.

    When you are on a date, body language is probably one of the top things your partner notices. Make sure that you smile, make eye contact, and do not play with your hair (especially if you are in a restaurant).

    Pay attention to your date. Do not let your eyes wander. He/she will think that you are not interested.

    While placing the order, do ask the lady preferences.

    Do not select difficult dishes like lobster or noodles unless you know you can handle it.

    Smoking and drinking too much is a huge turn-off. If you are in a restaurant, limit your alcohol consumption. You do not want to get drunk, pass out on the table, or vomit on the floor.

    Do not crack tasteless jokes or bring up serious topics which could be upsetting. Also, try to stay away from discussing politics and religion.

    Sometimes you may be trying too hard to impress. Try not to act pretentious or flashy.

    Since we live in the twenty-first century, if the woman asked the man to dinner, etiquette says that she should pay the bill. However, if he insists on paying the bill, he may. The lady can pick up the tab the next time around.

    Make her feel comfortable and relaxed. A dining date is a test of etiquette and compatibility. So just try to enjoy the time that you spend with each other on every single date.

    The writer is an etiquette expert and director, Protocol Centre for Confidence Building, Bengaluru


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