Like Tree3Likes
  • 2 Post By Flat Hunter
  • 1 Post By shri

After Bohemian Rhapsody now...

  1. #1

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Yuen Long
    Posts
    1,500

    After Bohemian Rhapsody now...

    INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY

    Naan, just killed a man
    poppadom against his head
    Had lime pickle now he's dead.
    Naan, dinner's just begun
    But now I'm gonna crap it all away.
    Naan, ooh, ooh
    Didn't mean to make you cry
    Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
    Curry on, curry on
    Cause nothing really Madras.
    Too late, my dinner's gone
    Sends shivers down my spine
    Rectum aching all the time
    Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
    Naan, ooh, ooh
    This doopiaza is so mild
    I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
    ...guitar solo...
    I see a little chicken tikka on the side
    Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
    Vindaloo does nicely
    Very very spicy
    Meat!
    Byriani (Byriani)
    Byriani (Byriani)
    Byriani and a naan
    (A vindaloo loo loo loo)
    I've eaten balti, somebody help me
    He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
    Stand you well back
    'Case the loo is quarantined...
    Here it comes
    There it goes
    Technicolor yawn
    I chunder
    No!
    It's coming up again
    (There he goes)
    I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
    Coming back again (up again)
    Here it comes again.
    (No no no no no no NO)
    On my knees, I'm on my knees
    On his knees, Oh, there he goes
    This vindaloo
    Is about to wreck my guts
    Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!
    ...guitar solo...
    So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
    So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
    Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby
    Just had to come out
    It just had to come right out in here.
    ...guitar solo...slow bit...
    Korma, sag or bhuna
    bhaji, balti or naan
    Nothing makes a difference
    Nothing makes a difference
    To meee....
    Anyway, the wind blows....shshshsh

    hullexile and HK_Katherine like this.

  2. #2

    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Posts
    3,985

    There's been an increase of what seems like drunk posts lately... I guess the holidays and all... but 10:45 am Flat Hunter?!


  3. #3

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Yuen Long
    Posts
    1,500

    Well after Queen doing well in the Golden Globes it seemed like the appropriate time.


  4. #4

    Join Date
    Dec 2013
    Location
    Hong Kong
    Posts
    9,173
    Quote Originally Posted by Elegiaque
    There's been an increase of what seems like drunk posts lately... I guess the holidays and all... but 10:45 am Flat Hunter?!
    That was much too well done to be a drunk post. Loved it. Now, where is the youtube video???? (and the frozen chapati?)

  5. #5

    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    薄扶林
    Posts
    24,529

    Is this it? Don't have headphones to verify

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g85FC2CL8a4

    PointingFinger likes this.
    Have a GeoExpat related problem - please create a support ticket.

  6. #6

    Join Date
    Dec 2013
    Location
    Hong Kong
    Posts
    9,173
    Quote Originally Posted by shri
    Is this it? Don't have headphones to verify

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g85FC2CL8a4
    HA HA HA... no but there are some very similar themes. I think Flathunters words are better, but this is hilarious too.

  7. #7

    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    薄扶林
    Posts
    24,529

    Without the lyrics, it seems it a bit cringeworthy.

    Have a GeoExpat related problem - please create a support ticket.