An amusing one for the weekend.

To mark his constant visits to the Sensory Lab outlet on Collins Street, he put up a small poster that crowned him as its favourite customer.
Two hours after Harvey put up his picture, he returned to find someone had usurped him. A framed certificate claimed an anonymous rival was “Customer of the week (Every week)”.
In an escalating series of antics, Harvey returned with his own frame – an even bigger one.
And it REALLY escalates .... and the ends with...

“The cost of freedom is eternal vigilance, and a small soy flat white.”
I have a feeling there is a movie, or Netflix TV show in the making...