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    obviously the way to do it is to open up all the shops dealing with californian rolls then you have a natural outlet to use all your ripening avocados


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    Quote Originally Posted by freeier:
    obviously the way to do it is to open up all the shops dealing with californian rolls then you have a natural outlet to use all your ripening avocados
    I have a feeling this might work better than WeWork ... YouRoll, sell ingredients and rent spaces to punters who want to create california roll startups. Will accept bitcoin as payment.

    /notetoself - send Masa a woke pitchdeck involving a massively scalable avocado co-rolling vegan network.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shri:
    I have a feeling this might work better than WeWork ... YouRoll, sell ingredients and rent spaces to punters who want to create california roll startups. Will accept bitcoin as payment.

    /notetoself - send Masa a woke pitchdeck involving a massively scalable avocado co-rolling vegan network.
    You're too late on that one already:

    https://urollsushi.info/
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    My sister has an avocado orchard in NZ, avocado rustling (stripping the orchards at night) is a thing whenever the price is high, so they have to use electric fencing and 24 hour surveillance. I'm sure suited brokers rustling the price from their desks is similarly as welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shri:
    Sincere forms of apologies are usually delivered with leverage options.

    /fridaymode
    Out-of-the-money puts on Agilysys?

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    Can you buy futures in something that has an inherent vice? To wit:

    Day 1: buy avocado -- not ripe
    Day 2: still not ripe
    Day 3: still not ripe
    Day 4: still not ripe
    Day 5: ripe, but you dined out
    Day 6: overripe and spoiled.

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    @SirNotAppearing - day 5.5, discover refrigeration?


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    so now we are talking about this know-it-all looking to buy some balls futures ?

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