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    In Heaven the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian, the mechanics are German, the police are British, and the whole place is run by the Swiss. In Hell the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, the police are German, and the whole place is run by the Italians.


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    Satan was conducting a guided tour of hell. The tour group entered a chamber with three pots of boiling oil, all full of howling people. Around one pot was a ring of devils with pitchforks, catching people who escaped from the pot and pitching them back in. Around another pot were just a few devils, haphazardly watching for escapees. Around the third pot were no devils.

    "Why are there so many devils around that pot and none around this one?" asked the tourists.

    "Well, there where all the devils are is the pot for the Jews," said Satan. "They keep helping each other climb out of the pot. So we need a big guard to keep throwing them back in. In the second pot are the Germans. They never help each other, but occasionally a clever one manages to pull himself out. So we have to keep a few guards there. In the third pot are the Dutch. We don't need to watch that pot. Whenever one of those fellows crawls out, the others pull him back in."


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    How do you confuse an American? Show him a map and ask him to point to the US...or any other country for that matter.

    A. Whitney Brown, Saturday Night Live commentary during the First Gulf War on the cost of smart weapons..."well at least our bombs can find Iraq on a map"


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