How do you cut your sandwiches at home

[north2]

overall depends on the hangover level from the previous night!

[DonDiego]

Comedy "St Louis Stye" option

What does St Louis know about bagels? Contrary to some popular opinions, round bread with a hole does make a bagel...

[chuckster007]

i use my teeth to cut it inside my mouth and swallow it, who de feck faffs about cutting sideways, straight ways, cutting crusts off blah blah blah, just open you damm mouth and bite it.

[mtkl]

In Hong Kong, the question ought to be how does your maid cut your sandwich…

And the subsequent question would be on how to teach your maid to cut your sandwich…