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    Euro Trash....

    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensiblriten styl.

    Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.


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    and on this fine and damp Valentineś Day....

    This Valentine's Day don't be disappointed I didn't get you a rose.
    I thought I would invest the money instead.
    And, with the power of compound interest,
    One Valentine's Day 20 years from now
    I will give you ... a rose garden.

    from the fun people at International Financial Planners

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    Quote Originally Posted by kombuchakid:
    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

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    I thought of Dr. Strangelove while reading this.. lol!!

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    St Valentine to the rescue

    loonies of the Bajrang Dal decided to round up odd couples [boy-girl]spotted in public on Valentines day and marry them off.
    read what happened

    Lovers wed, thank Bajrang Dal | Deccan Chronicle


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    Batman wannabe


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    Ever wondered....

    How a Texan cricket nut gets knighted?
    Royal Knighthood Bestowed on R. Allen Stanford | Sir Allen Stanford
    Or if his 81 year old pater could possibly be the original´[email protected]´?
    Dad, 81, to Allen Stanford: 'Do the right thing' - AOL Money & Finance

    Yeah, me neither.


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    ....and today´s Swaggerism is......

    Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it.... Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory.

    — Jimmy Swaggart


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    When laying off people, make sure it's not someone with access to your "Word of the Day" section on your website.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kombuchakid:
    Great Video.

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    tgif

    Because it Friday!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAobCRxbbmo]YouTube - Pocket Style PC - VAIO P : TV Commercial - Full HD[/ame]


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