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    A tale of our Times:-

    8:00 am I made a snowman.

    8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 So, I made a snow woman, too.

    8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 The homosexual couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 The transgender man..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

    8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

    8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

    9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.

    9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

    Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live today, and it is only getting worse

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    Bollywood:
    Physics? Whats that, we dont need no stinking physics!

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